What’s different about you?

Is it your hair?  Did you cut it?  Or did you lose weight?

TGIF

If your coworkers have been sticking it to you this week, just watch this for a while.  And remember it’s Friday.

I’m hungry…and delicious

They had me at ‘Also available in: Classic White.’

Apparently this went around the tubes in January but perhaps I was on a carb fast, because I missed it.  I think it’s natural frenemy is Tracy Jordan’s Meat Machine.  And if you don’t know what this, can’t imagine your hollow existence!

I hear you knockin’

Hi Dad

Hi Dad, originally uploaded by tashland.

Fun with stencils.

It’s Unbelievably Great

Worth Spending 2.99? Probably.

This it the BEST.

Hey do you know when/where/what/how/why something is something-something?

Why no.

But allow me.

In praise of Ada

Haiku for Ada Lovelace:

You had a vision

With numbers you’d make music

play eternally

Countess, as I toil into the night on my computing machine listening to the unlimited* stream of my Pandora channels with my lady-ears, I give thanks to the first computer programmer and fancy lady that you were.  Yay, math!

Additionally, big ups for having a perfectly incorrigible and possibly greatly disturbed father and yet not becoming a useless Mrs. Havisham type, wringing your hands as you wandered the moors.   And sorry about the big C and the blood-letting ‘cures’…if only you had lasted longer than your 36 years, what might you have accomplished?

Also, from a style perspective, seems like you were pretty fabulous.

* Or only 40 hrs a month

Smart AND Pretty.

Hiatus Interruptus

I don’t know how three weeks became three months became my last post was my bff’s November birthday?  Really?  But…it’s almost April Fool’s! I really don’t.  

But for the three of you who stalk these pages…I’m back!

And naturally, I haven’t been offline all or really any of this time–far from it.   And I will be reporting back on the corners and nooks of the interwebs where I have whiled away my hours (besides Facebook, which, if you haven’t heard of a Facebook, just turn off your computer, blow out your candle and enjoy the blissful sleep of ignorance).

Tally ho into Year 41 of The Internet!